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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Age Rating: 15
Duration
1 hour 53 minutes
Date
Fri 20 - Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue
Cinema
Accessible performances available
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Tickets:

  • Peak Screenings (after 6pm) £11. Concessions £9.50.
  • Off-Peak Screenings (before 6pm) £10.50. Concessions £9.
  • Under 26s £7.50 all screenings.
  • Wednesday matinees (before 4pm) £7.50.

Cast:

Rose Byrne, Conan O’Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Christian Slater, ASAP Rocky

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Recommended Age:
15 for mental health theme, strong language, suicide references

Rose Byrne (Bridesmaids) gives an astonishing, Golden Globe-nominated performance in Mary Bronstein’s (Yeast) white-knuckle ride comedy-drama. 

Linda’s life is crashing down around her. With her husband (Christian Slater) away, she’s navigating her child’s mysterious illness and a flooded home alone. She tries to find relief in talking about it all, but her long-suffering therapist (Conan O’Brien) isn’t having it. It’s not supposed to be like this… Casting modern motherhood as a psychological battleground, If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a thrilling showcase for Byrne, who is a revelation as a woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

Accessible Performances

Fri 20 Feb 2026 5:30 pm - Captioned
Sun 22 Feb 2026 7:30 pm - Captioned
Tue 24 Feb 2026 5:15 pm - Captioned
Thu 26 Feb 2026 7:30 pm - Captioned
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